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The Cringiest Kid to Exist Ever in this DIMENSION (best stories to chill/sleep to)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.7688 Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2025

⏱️ 243 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about The Cringiest Kid to Exist Ever in this DIMENSION (best stories to chill/sleep to)

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0:00.0

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0:29.7

We get a story of these anime kids that go completely insane and try and fight the subscriber

0:35.2

with these really weird things. I don't want to spoil the story.

0:38.4

I know you'll enjoy it.

0:39.6

Subscribe if you like stories, and let's call today's subscriber.

0:42.6

Let's call them Clarence.

0:43.8

And right off the bat, I just got to let you know that, like, if you like anime,

0:46.9

literally nothing wrong with that.

0:48.2

In fact, I enjoy a little bit of anime myself.

0:50.8

I mean, you got yourself some death notes, some attack on Titan.

0:53.8

No spoilers, I've not finished

0:55.2

the last couple episodes. I will ban you from my comments forever. No, I'm just kidding. But anyways,

1:00.9

this all happened one day when Clarence was just chilling in class. And there was a group of three

1:05.3

kids who always sat in the back of the room, and they always wore like anime t-shirts or

1:10.2

sweatshirts or whatever. And they were kind of known as, like, the anime kids. They were known for this, not just because they would always wear, like, anime t-shirts and sweatshirts or whatever, but they would literally only communicate to each other with anime references, and one of them sat like L from Death Note, just a little which yeah i don don't know, that's as funny to me, man. I've tried sitting like that. It hurts, it hurts, bro. I was like, oh, dude, I guess is this going to give me 50% more brain power like L? No, it just makes my feet hurt. But anyways, right, you know, Clarence didn't really interact with them that much. They kind of stuck to themselves. However, on one faithful day, when Clarence was walking in the halls and he accidentally bumps into one of them, and then the other two, all three of them, the one he bumped into and the other two that were walking with him, right, they all turn and look at Clarence. And they give him this look. Andce is like, oh, my fault, like I wasn't looking where I was going.

2:04.4

They don't say anything. They just stare at him intensely. And he's like, ah, like my fault guy is like, I'm sorry. That's on me. Like my bed. Like I'm so like, why why are you staring at me this is making me uncomfortable and anime

2:19.1

kids didn't say a word they just kept walking and Clarence legitimately thought nothing of it because

2:25.4

dude just bumped into someone and then said my fault I wasn't looking where I was going and yes

2:30.8

they were a little weird not responding at all it It was a little creepy. It was a little

2:35.2

uncomfortable. But Clarence legitimately, within five seconds, completely forgot about what just

2:40.8

happened until the next day rolled around. So the next day, right, it's recess, and Clarence is this

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