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Now, but what's up guys?

Welcome back to a brand new story.

And just imagine you're chilling with your girlfriend. Life is awesome.

You stare into her eyes lovingly, and then all of a sudden this emo kid walks in and says

that you must fight him to the death to decide who gets your girlfriend.

And at that moment, you seriously just sit there and question your life choices.

That is the story I'll be telling today.

So sit back, relax, subscribe if you're new, and let's just jump right into this story.

So we're going to call a subscriber who submitted the story James.

So anyways, there's a kid in James' class who we're going to call the emo kid.

He kept to himself, he wore crazy makeup and the dark clothing and whatever,

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