the CRINGIEST KID to ever live IN THIS WORLD (best stories to chill/sleep to)
Connor Pugs
Connor Pugs
4.7 • 688 Ratings
🗓️ 20 September 2025
⏱️ 228 minutes
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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime of the cringiest kid to ever live. These stories are hilarious funny and fun. These stories are cringe unlike any cringe you'd find in a tiktok cringe compilation.
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| 0:00.0 | Leave a like on this video and I'll actually give you nothing at all. |
| 0:05.0 | Now, but what's up guys? Welcome back to a brand new story. |
| 0:08.0 | And just imagine you're chilling with your girlfriend. |
| 0:11.8 | Life is awesome. |
| 0:13.5 | You stare into her eyes lovingly and then all of a sudden this emo kid walks in and says that you must fight him to the death to decide who gets your girlfriend |
| 0:25.0 | and at that moment you seriously just sit there and question your life choices that is the story i'll be |
| 0:31.1 | telling today so sit back relax subscribe if you're new and let's just jump right into this story |
| 0:36.0 | so we're going to call a subscriber |
| 0:37.8 | submitted the story james so anyways there's a there's a kid in james's class who we're going to |
| 0:43.6 | call the emo kid he kept to himself he wore crazy makeup and the dark clothing and whatever and |
| 0:49.7 | honestly doesn't really matter what you wear but he was also extremely melodramatic like he would come in he'd be like society doesn't understand me no one gets me i'll never fit in he he was kind of like one of those kids that kind of just like would say this stuff and then would be like why do i not have friends i'm just a melodramatic freak all the time, which, I mean, I was pretty weird in middle school, so like I can't really speak. |
| 1:15.9 | But then again, hey, man. Anyways, so there's also a girl in the, I don't know, I'll just call her like, well, let's call her Kate, right? |
| 1:24.1 | It's name of my friend back home. So anyways, James and the emo kid, unfortunately, |
| 1:30.2 | decided, had to cross paths because they both had a thing for this girl. And this Friday, |
| 1:36.1 | right? So this story all starts like this weekend, or not this weekend, we'll say starts on Monday. |
| 1:41.5 | And this Friday, remember, not actually this Friday. I mean this Friday in the |
| 1:45.8 | story was going to be the school dance. And the whole thing was like whoever got the slow dance with |
| 1:50.9 | this girl was basically going to like, if you, so the thing of James of school is if you slow dance |
| 1:55.9 | with a girl, you were basically dating her at this point. You guys were practically in love at that point. |
| 2:02.7 | So it was a pretty big deal who was going to get the slow dance. And it was the emo kid versus James. |
| 2:07.6 | And this became very public knowledge. Like the emo kid was telling everyone that he was going to 100% get the slow dance. |
| 2:14.3 | And people kind of knew James because James is more is more popular he wasn't like i don't know |
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