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The Cringiest Kid to EVER Exist in this UNIVERSE (FULL MOVIE)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6632 Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2023

⏱️ 238 minutes

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Summary

The Cringiest Kid to EVER Exist in this UNIVERSE... Storytime told by Connor Pugs, similar to stories told by Scrubs, rSlash, Am I The Jerk?, Mainly Facts ► Follow My Socials: ▶️ Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorpugs 📸 instagram: https://instagram.com/connorpugs 🟡 Snapchat: connorpugs

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0:00.0

Leave a like on this video for nothing. I mean, hey man, I'm being honest at least.

0:05.1

What's up guys? Welcome back to a brand new story and just for one second, hear me out.

0:10.9

Imagine enjoying your class, paying attention, being with your friends learning, right? Such a great

0:19.2

environment. Well, it was a great environment until a

0:22.9

psycho-furry out of nowhere decides to try and attack you by sitting on you and crushing you,

0:28.9

and you just kind of sit there. And at that very moment, you just question your life. You're

0:34.8

just like, why? What? So that's actually the story we have today. So sit back,

0:40.9

relax, subscribe if you're new, maybe grab something to eat, get comfortable, and let's just

0:46.1

jump right into this story. So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted the story Benji.

0:50.7

So anyways, there was a furry guy in their class. And first thing I want to say is like

0:54.7

there are definitely some furies who watch me because there have been some in the comments on my

0:59.2

other videos. I really don't care what you do. Like honestly, like I support you if that's what you

1:04.1

want to do. And I genuinely have nothing against you if that's your hobby. If you like dressing up like animals, dude, like, do I get it? No. Do I do it? No.

1:12.2

But like, I don't care. Like genuinely. However, if you just, this following sentence is very funny.

1:18.8

If you decide that you want to go sitting on people to try and crush them to beat them or something,

1:25.0

yeah, that's not okay. That's where I draw the line. That's where I draw the

1:30.2

damn line, dude. Anyways, though, yeah, so there's a furry guy, and we're going to name him Ben,

1:35.2

and he had this furry girlfriend, and at their school, they were allowed to come in full

1:40.4

pursuits. I think the kids or the teachers and the staff were just like kids these days,

1:46.0

like we don't understand it as long as they're not harming other people. We don't really care.

1:51.2

So you would see people walking around in class or in the school, maybe with like a tail on,

1:56.3

maybe with those like gamer cat ear things. So in like, but a few of them go in full fur suit,

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