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Sometimes Gen Z kids think too much of themselves. And today, we have a story of a cringy kid

who is convinced he is a quote unquote Riz God. And spoiler, we have a story of a cringy kid who is convinced he is a quote-unquote Riz God.

And, spoiler, he has negative game.

Put your cringe goggles on and let's just jump right into it.

So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story, Andrew. So anyways, there

was a kid in Andrew's class who one day started to sat down at Andrew's table with his friends,

and Andrew didn't know this kid that well, and we're just going to call him the Gen Z kid or the

cringe kid. We're just going to call him the, we're going to call him the, actually, no, we're

can call him the Riz God, but I'm going to call him that ironically.

Because the kid sits down, and he basically is like, you know, like, what's good, boys, like, what's up?

And, like, Andrew doesn't really know this kid. And, you know, Andrew's good, dude? He's like, boys, I don't think you understand,

but I've been spending the last couple months studying the art of being a ris god. You don't understand. I am legitimately. I can pick up like any woman ever. I'm willing to bet the

whole farm on it, bro. And obviously, Andrew kind of looks at his friends, because, like, no

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