the Cringiest kid on the Entire Internet... (4 HOURS OF STORIES TO SLEEP/CHILL TO)
Connor Pugs
Connor Pugs
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🗓️ 12 December 2025
⏱️ 234 minutes
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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about the Cringiest kid on the Entire Internet... (4 HOURS OF STORIES TO SLEEP/CHILL TO)
Storytime of the cringiest kid on this planet. This level of cringe is tiktok levels of cringe, like what you'd see in a tiktok cringe meme compilation. This kid is basically from Ohio and these stories are quite Hilarious and funny. Listen to these stories on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620 Submit these Stories on Instagram @connorpugs #storytime #story
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| 0:45.5 | Sometimes Gen Z kids think too much of themselves. |
| 0:48.6 | And today, we have a story of a cringy kid who is convinced he is a quote unquote Riz God. And spoiler, he has negative game. |
| 0:57.9 | Put your cringe goggles on and let's just jump right into it. |
| 1:05.6 | So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story, Andrew. So anyways, there was a kid in Andrew's class who one day started to sat down at Andrew's table with his friends. And Andrew didn't know this kid that well. And we're just going to call him the Gen Z kid or the cringing kid. We're just going to call him the... We're going to call him the Riz God. but I'm going to call him that ironically, because the kid sits down, and he basically is like, you know, like, what's good, |
| 1:44.0 | boys, like, what's up? And, like, Andrew doesn't really know this kid, and, you know, Andrew's friend doesn't really know this kid, so they kind of look at him, they're like, what's good dude, he's like, like, boys, I don't think you understand, but I've been spending the last couple months studying the art of being a ris god. |
| 1:47.6 | You don't understand. I am legitimately. I can pick up like any woman ever. |
| 1:52.4 | I'm willing to bet the whole farm on it, bro. |
| 1:55.5 | And obviously, Andrew kind of looks at his friends because, like, no disrespect, but like this kid definitely did not appear to be |
| 2:02.1 | I don't know someone who could legitimately pick up anyone and uh that's not just necessarily an |
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