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The Cringiest Kid On Earth Ever (BEST STORIES TO CHILL/SLEEP TO)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.7688 Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 234 minutes

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The Cringiest Kid On Earth Ever - Storytime told by Connor Pugs

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0:00.0

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0:30.4

Gen Z kids love attention. And in this story, you'll see how far they will go to get it, as the

0:36.8

Gen Z kid literally fakes a medical

0:39.2

disorder to get some attention. This is absolutely crazy, so let's just jump right in. So we're

0:44.3

going to call the subscriber who submitted this story Gavin. And anyways, in Gavin's class,

0:48.9

there's a girl who we're going to call a Gen Z girl. So anyways, something really strange and suspicious happened.

0:56.1

Basically, in Gavin's school, there was a no phones policy.

1:00.4

And I don't mean like no phones, like you couldn't have your phone out and your teacher

1:03.4

would tell you to put your phone away.

1:05.5

I mean no phones, like if the teacher saw that you had your phone out, you wouldn't just

1:09.9

get your phone taken for the

1:11.3

entire day. You would literally be brought up to the front office. It was that severe and strict.

1:17.7

So this is why this is super crazy. So he was in class. Gavin was in class and the Gen Z girl

1:23.4

had her phone out. And I don't mean have your phone out, like, had the phone on the lap. I don't mean,

1:28.6

was checking the phone sneakily under the desk. I mean, legitimately, had both hands on the desk,

1:34.9

holding the phone, looking down into it so incredibly obvious that she was on her phone. And so

1:41.1

when Gavin saw this, he immediately turned to look at the teacher and was like, okay, what is the teacher going to react?

1:46.6

Because whenever, like literally two weeks ago, this kid that he knows Ben took out his phone for one, like, small millisecond to see if his parents were calling him because he was awaiting some really serious news or whatever.

1:58.1

And the teacher caught him.

1:59.3

And even though he explained it, she said, no excuses. and literally sent him to the front office and took his phone for the

2:05.1

entire day. So the fact that the Gen Z kid had her phone out the entire time was completely

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