the cringiest kid of all time... (STORYTIME)
Connor Pugs
Connor Pugs
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🗓️ 13 August 2025
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime of the cringiest kid ever, who thinks he is a tiktok sigma male alpha make cringe and thinks he can "rizz" up anyone. the cringiest kid of all time...
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| 0:00.0 | How's it going, everyone? Today we got a story time of a kid who says that he is not only just the top G, but he is also a Sigma. |
| 0:07.0 | He decides that he is going to show that he actually is the Rizmaster and tries to prove it and gets absolutely owned. |
| 0:15.0 | I just want to warn you guys, if you are not prepared for maximum levels of cringe, that this video, this story time, might just not be for you. And I just want to be straight up about it. So yeah, for everyone else, though, sit back, relax, subscribe if you're new, leave a like on the video to claim your free nothing. And with that all being said, let's just jump right into it. So this all happened in the subscribers class. So, I mean, you guys probably know that a lot of, like, the alpha male TikTok videos have gotten really popular. I mean, you probably have, like, Andrew Tate is the most, uh, the most popular one out of all of them. But there's a lot of just, like, Sigma grind set type content out there. Some of it's actually not too bad. Some of it's like, you should to the gym, like good thing. You should, you know, focus on yourself. You should be confident. All that stuff's good. But there's also a lot of goofy stuff out there too. And in the subscribers class, we're going to call this kid. We're going to call him the Sigma Grindset kid. I just think Sigma grindset is such a funny term. So the Sigma |
| 1:11.7 | Grindset kid used to be pretty, or we're going to call him the, I don't want to call him the TopGee, we're just going to call him the Cringy Kid. I'm sorry, that's really what it is. So the Cringy kid used to be pretty normal. He used to be just like one of these normal kids, right? He used to be actually kind of friends with the subscriber. |
| 1:08.6 | Like, they weren't boys or anything, but they were |
| 1:10.6 | kind of close. But basically, |
| 1:12.7 | right, the cringy kid had fallen right he used to be actually kind of friends with the subscriber like they weren't boys or anything but |
| 1:27.8 | they were kind of close but basically right the cringy kid had fallen down to like the rabbit hole on |
| 1:33.4 | tic talk or youtube shorts or instagram reels or whatever right of just that kind of like the sigma |
| 1:38.5 | grind set content and like it had kind of been like slow at first but then they went away for like i don't know |
| 1:44.9 | i think this was like i don't even know when this was they just had like some kind of break or a long |
| 1:49.3 | weekend or something and apparently the kid just spent like six hours a day watching like |
| 1:54.3 | sigma grindset youtube shorts or whatever so this all happens on like the tuesday they get back |
| 1:59.7 | from their long weekend and so the subscriber sits down in class and he sees the cringy kid walk in. |
| 2:06.0 | And the cringy kid walks in and he has a speaker with him. |
| 2:11.5 | And the cringy kid walks in with the speaker. |
| 2:14.0 | And first of all, the first thing you notice is bro has like, bro has completely changed his fit. Bro has changed, like, honestly, Loki looking kind of good, looking kind of fly, where bro has completely changed his fit. But the thing that was like the funniest or the most awkward was, you know, like the Andrew Tate like music where it's like da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And then he's like, it's like his background music. And there's like a joke that, like, wherever he goes, it's like that music. I'm not going to play it because it's definitely copyrighted. And if I get copyrighted, then big sad. But basically, the kid brought a little portable, like JBL speaker, whatever, and was blasting that as he was walking into class. |
| 2:53.7 | Yeah. Basically, the kid brought a little portable, like JBL speaker, whatever, and was blasting that as he was walking into class. |
| 3:00.7 | Yeah, he also had sunglasses on, which, like, sunglasses can look kind of nice, but, dude, don't wear them inside. |
| 3:07.0 | All I'm saying is, like, bro, if you're wearing the sunglasses inside, it's like, hey, man, the sun's not out right now. |
| 3:08.5 | Like, there are some circumstances where I think that's fine, but bro is just trying to do, like, the Sigma male, like, cosplay or whatever. Bro probably try to, like, stretch out, like, kind of, like, protrude his draw to have, like, you know, the Sigma guy, like that kind of meme, like, uh, whatever, right? So, but the most, the funniest thing thing or i should say the cringiest thing really |
| 3:24.7 | is that he's blasting the andrew tate theme song music as he's walking in and like everyone in the |
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