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Connor Pugs

the cringiest kid in the universe (BEST OF 2025)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.7688 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 240 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about the cringiest kid in the universe (BEST OF 2025)

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0:30.5

How's it gone, everyone?

0:31.3

Today we've got a story time of the strangest Minecraft kid in class.

0:36.4

This kid is beyond strange. You might be thinking that, no, no, no, I know the strangest kid in class. This kid is beyond strange. You might be thinking that no, no, no, I know the

0:40.1

strangest kid in class. I have the weirdest kid in my class. Now you've got to understand that your

0:45.2

stories are not on the level of the Minecraft kid. So sit back, relax, subscribe to the channel if you're

0:50.9

new. And yeah, let's just get into it. So we're going to call the subscribers submitted this story peter so anyways right this story all happened one day when peter's in class got up for school you know groggy morning whatever gets on the bus every single morning peter gets on the bus and it's real early his mom just can't drive him into school and the bus kind of has to go on it has to pick up a lot of people and peter is one of the first people that they pick up so they just it's a it's a really early he doesn't want to be dealing with any shenanigans right and let me just say that the Minecraft kid also rides the bus with peter Minecraft kid is known as the Minecraft kid because he has the same green creeper hoodie that he wears every single day. I swear to God I've gotten so many stories about kids who wear the same stinky green creeper hoodie.

1:32.3

Dude like if I was an eighth grade I totally or fifth grade or whatever I totally rock that hoodie but one thing you gotta know is like

1:38.3

can't wear that thing every single day. No one's gonna think that you're Steve Jobs owning seven different pairs of Mark Zuckerberg

1:45.0

owning seven different pairs of the exact same creeper hoodie.

1:48.0

They're just gonna think that you don't wash it because in reality you probably just don't wash it.

1:52.0

Yeah, so anyways, right, the subscriber gets on the bus and just sits down where he normally does.

1:56.0

Bro's barely awake, doesn't want to be up at this point, which I mean I can totally understand. I was normally driven into school by my mom because she worked really close. But there were a few days where, like, you know, mom couldn't do it. Dad was busy, so I had to go in the bus, and dude, it would be like an hour earlier than I normally have to get up. So I totally understand the pain of this. Anyways, right, so the subscriber gets on the bus, eyes are barely awake.

2:19.2

Dude just wants to put it in his headphones and call it a day.

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