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🗓️ 28 September 2023
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Connor Pugs tell the story of The Cringiest Kid in The Multiverse
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0:00.0 | What's up guys? Today we got three story times of the cringiest kids ever. The first story is of a kid who tries to become a spice king and ends up, well, throwing up in the cafeteria. The second story is of a kid who asks out a girl in the middle of class in the most cringy way possible. And the final story is of a spoiled kid who gets a stain on his fancy, fancy |
0:23.1 | shirt, and you guys will not believe how he reacts. Leave a like in the video to claim |
0:27.3 | you free nothing, and let's just jump right into it. Anyways, we're going to call the subscriber |
0:31.5 | who submitted the first story, Ty. So anyways, this all happened on what seemed like a normal day. |
0:37.0 | Ty and his friends were in the cafeteria. |
0:39.3 | So there's another kid who we're going to call Ben. |
0:41.3 | And Ben was kind of the kid that always tried to seek attention, |
0:46.3 | and that's how he thought he was going to be liked. |
0:48.3 | You know, it's kind of a sad situation because I knew a lot of those kids back in the day |
0:52.3 | that they thought, you know, they maybe were self-conscious of the number of friends they had or really the lack of friends they had. |
0:58.5 | And they thought if they put on a clown show, they would able to have more friends. |
1:02.1 | Quickly, like and subscribe right now to claim your free nothing. |
1:05.5 | Anyways, though, so yeah, this all started off as a normal day. |
1:10.0 | And Ty and his friends, they were sitting at the cafeteria, and they had cafeteria food. |
1:15.0 | You could bring in your own food, but most of the time they just have a cafeteria food. |
1:19.8 | And Ty tells me, this food's not great, bro. |
1:22.7 | Like it really is very average or whatever. |
1:25.5 | It's simply not that good. |
1:27.2 | Which, you know, so they're sitting there kind of like picking at their mush or whatever. It's simply not that good. Which, you know, so they're sitting there |
1:28.6 | kind of like picking at their mush or whatever. And Ben, this kid I was telling you about, |
1:34.5 | sits down at their table. So Ben will kind of like float around from table to table. I've told |
1:39.0 | you before, he doesn't really have a stable friend group, which is probably the reason why he's |
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