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The Cringiest Kid In The Entire World (STORYTIME)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6 β€’ 632 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 4 May 2024

⏱️ 227 minutes

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Summary

Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about The Cringiest Kid In The Entire World, where this kid loves skibidi toilet, has tiktok brainrot, thinks he has skibidi rizz, would probably go to the tiktok rizz party and the youtube shorts rizz party, says erm what the sigma, thinks he is an alpha male and loves edging mewing and looksmaxxing and other funny cringe like that. So try not to laugh at this very funny and hilarious storytime! Submit your email here to stay updated! πŸ‘‡ https://forms.gle/eyZ3AGLGDrTDBWTR6 Listen to my stories on Spotify: πŸ‘‡ https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620 Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugs

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0:00.0

How's it going, everyone? Today we have a story of one of the cringiest emo kids of all time. So sit back, relax, subscribe to the channel if you're new.

0:08.2

We're calling today's subscriber who submitted the story Brent. So this all happened when Brent was at soccer camp.

0:14.5

And so Brent went to the soccer camp every single year. And it just happened that this year, he encountered the emo kid at soccer camp.

0:22.7

So anyways, this was just another summer of Brent going to soccer camp. His mom dropped him off,

0:27.6

and once again, he was pretty excited to go. Unfortunately, some of the friends he made from the

0:31.8

year before, they didn't show up this time. So he kind of, like, was kind of very proactive about

0:36.6

finding people, you know,

0:38.3

meeting new people, and trying to make some new friends. So anyways, in the very beginning of

0:42.3

soccer camp, they had kind of a get to know other people type deal. And all of a sudden, right,

0:48.5

Brent sees this girl. And she was at kind of like the girl's soccer camp. So it was kind of split

0:53.2

up like boys soccer camp and girls soccer camp. However, it was all under the same kind of like the girl's soccer camp. So it was kind of split up like boys soccer camp

0:54.5

and girls soccer camp. However, it was all under the same umbrella of like the soccer camp

0:59.1

program. So they would eat lunch together, do non-socer activities. But like the morning soccer

1:04.8

practices were kind of split up by gender like that. And so anyways, right, right away,

1:09.9

Brent saw this girl, Emily. And he immediately

1:12.6

kind of fell in love with her, not actually, but it was like, ohm gee, lull, she's cute. I'm gonna have to,

1:18.5

I'm gonna try and hit. No, I'm just kidding. He's like, I don't know, he's like, he's gone to

1:22.2

soccer camp. He's not trying to hit, bro. That's crazy. But anyways, right, so she's going to be an important character later on.

1:28.2

But for the meantime, we don't need to think about her because someone much more important comes

1:33.2

into the picture. So while Brent is thinking about like, oh my God, look at that girl over there.

1:37.7

I got to start talking to her. That's crazy. He accidentally bumps into this guy. And you look,

1:43.5

turns around.

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