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ποΈ 8 January 2024
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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about the cringiest kid in the entire universe... π so this cringey kid belongs in a cringe compilation and probably loves skibidi toilet, thinks he has skibidi rizz, thinks he's the main character and more. This was cringe, so try not to cringe at this storytime. But also super funny, so try not to laugh or have lots of laughs at this storytime.
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0:30.9 | everyone today we got a pretty crazy story that i know you'll enjoy let's call the subscriber who |
0:35.1 | submitted this story benjie right so anyways there's this kid in benjie's class who we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story Benji, right? So anyways, there's this kid |
0:38.6 | in Benji's class who we're going to call the Minecraft kid because every single day up until |
0:43.5 | this point, Benji just knew him as the kid who sat in the back of the class and wore the same |
0:48.5 | creeper hoodie. Yes, there's a chance that he did a load of laundry every single day, and yes, there's a chance that the kid |
0:55.9 | had seven identical creeper hoodies, and he would pull a Mark Zuckerberg, wear the same |
1:00.9 | thing every day, but just have multiple versions of the same outfit. |
1:04.3 | However, let's just be honest with ourselves, that is definitely not what happened. |
1:09.7 | He definitely did not wear, like, there was definitely not |
1:12.2 | seven different, like, creeper hoodies that he was rotating through. He was definitely just, |
1:16.7 | you know, wearing the same creeper hoodie every single day. And, uh, you know, Benji was able to |
1:21.2 | confirm this fact when he came a little bit too close to the kid and got a whiff of his, uh, natural, |
1:27.2 | uh, let's, let's say aroma. Yeah, let's put it like that |
1:30.2 | aroma. Anyways, though, so this all happened one day when Banji was this mining his own business |
1:36.2 | in class. And Benji and the Minecraft kid, they weren't necessarily close friends or anything, |
1:42.0 | but they were friendly from like years ago. |
1:44.7 | Like they used to be a lot closer when they were much younger and they've stayed friendly, |
1:49.2 | but they weren't necessarily friends, especially as the Minecraft kid went down his |
1:53.3 | stinky creeper hoodie arc, whatever that's supposed to mean. But yeah, anyways, one day, right, |
1:59.9 | you know, Benj's in class, he's chilling, he's having a good time. I mean, as good of a right you know benj's is in class he's chilling he's having a good |
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