meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Connor Pugs

the cringiest kid in THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE... (storytime)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6632 Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2024

⏱️ 235 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Connor pugs tells the storytime about the cringiest kid in THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE... (storytime)

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

From a kid who argues with the teacher over if the sun is real or not, yeah, the son, to a kid who thinks sitting in chairs is offensive.

0:10.1

These are the craziest Gen Z kids you've ever seen. Let's go.

0:19.6

So we're going to call...

0:21.6

Sorry.

0:24.1

We're going to call the subscriber submitted this story, Jesse.

0:26.8

Anyways, so in Jesse's class, there was a kid, and we're just going to call them the Gen Z kid, right?

0:32.0

So the Gen Z kid is sitting in class, and today they were learning about space or something.

0:36.5

I don't totally know why this happened.

0:38.4

So this was in fifth grade. I think they were just you doing like a small unit on space or something.

0:43.1

And the teacher was saying something about like yada yada, this planet, whatever. And then she said

0:47.8

something about the sun. And this kid spent a lot of time on TikTok. And the thing is right,

0:56.4

TikTok, super addictive. You know,

1:00.8

the algorithms are made to keep you on there. But also, there's a lot of misinformation that spreads on there because you see someone who says something and it blows up and it reaches a bunch

1:05.4

of people and there's no real fact checking or sources cited. and you kind of just take them at face value,

1:12.0

or maybe not you, but a lot of people do. So this kid, the Gen Z kid, must have seen a TikTok

1:17.2

in his for-you page being like, guys, the sun isn't real because I have never been to the sun

1:23.6

before, therefore it doesn't exist, which kind of some kind of like backwards ridiculous logic

1:28.2

that makes no sense at all but it's said with like ominous spooky background music number 28

1:33.9

so anyone who sees it's just like oh my god you're right so yeah anyways this all happened when

1:38.7

the teacher mentioned something about the sun and the tic-tok kid literally smirks gives a little laugh and says out loud the sun

1:46.7

don't tell me you guys still believe in the sun and kind of looking around right so jesse's looking

1:52.9

at this kid who literally laughs and says don't tell me you guys look at the sun or look at the sun

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Connor Pugs, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Connor Pugs and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.