The Cringiest Kid in the Entire *UNIVERSE* (FULL MOVIE!)
Connor Pugs
Connor Pugs
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🗓️ 27 April 2026
⏱️ 237 minutes
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Storytime told by Connor Pugs of The Cringiest Kid in the Entire *UNIVERSE* (FULL MOVIE!)
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| 0:23.3 | What's up, guys? If you were worried about your this generation before watching this video, |
| 0:28.3 | I just got to warn you by the end of this, you're going to have simply no faith in Gen Z. |
| 0:32.6 | There's this kid who, since he spends all this time on TikTok, believes that the moon is unironically not real like does not exist like is a prop by the government this kid actually believes that anyone who thinks the moon is real like exists is actually a quote unquote massive idiot buffoon idiot right so uh yeah sit back relax subscribe if you're new leave a like in the |
| 0:56.2 | video to claim your free nothing try not to lose too many brand cells watching this video and let's just |
| 1:01.1 | jump right into it so we're going to call the subscriber submitted this story steve so there's a kid |
| 1:06.1 | in steve's class who we're going to call the gen z kid and i have to say this every time but |
| 1:10.2 | this kid probably |
| 1:11.2 | isn't even in Gen Z. But when I call someone a Gen Z kid, I'm just saying it's the type of person |
| 1:16.4 | who's on TikTok 24,000 hours per day, who gets all their information from him TikTok. And also the |
| 1:22.6 | people that like spend all their days as like their full-time job is canceling people and they quote retweets on |
| 1:28.7 | Twitter. Basically, a Gen Zee kid is the type of person who would go on Twitter and be like, |
| 1:33.3 | Mr. B should be canceled because he didn't cure a thousand, because he only cured a thousand |
| 1:37.6 | people of blindness. Why not a thousand and one? Hashtag worst guy ever. Or yeah, Mr. Bees is the |
| 1:43.4 | worst because he does nice things for other people. |
| 1:46.8 | Ugh! |
| 1:47.6 | Like those type of people, right? |
| 1:48.9 | Those are the Gen Z kids. |
| 1:50.5 | But also, like, think about this kid in Steve's class. |
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