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The Cringiest Kid in the ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM (Storytime)

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Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6632 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2023

⏱️ 235 minutes

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The Cringiest Kid in the ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM

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0:00.0

What's up guys? Today we got a story of a teacher that claims that the subscriber is quote unquote fatphobic because his girlfriend is not fat.

0:09.4

Yeah, this is a pretty crazy one. So strap in, buckle in. Leave a like in the video to claim your free nothing. Those are going away fast. So do it quick.

0:17.8

And let's just jump right into the story. So we're going to call the subscriber who

0:22.2

submitted today's story, Oliver. So anyways, Oliver was in class, and there's a girl in this class

0:27.8

who we really liked, and we're going to call this girl, Ava, right? So Oliver and Ava had kind of been

0:33.4

talking with each other for a while at this point. You know how there's like that like

0:37.5

one kind of like unofficial couple in your class? Like they're always flirting with each other. They're

0:43.2

always like kind of like, you know, doing a lot of flirtatious activities. Yet it isn't official.

0:48.0

But like if you're going to make a bet, like you would bet the whole farm that within a week they'd

0:52.0

probably get together. Or if not in a week,

0:54.2

they're going to get together at least eventually. So that was kind of like Oliver and Ava.

0:58.3

It was kind of a cool, like, I don't know, it was a cool situation for the subscriber because,

1:03.2

you know, he was, you know, I don't know, it's a girl he liked, and all the signs were looking

1:07.1

pretty good. That doesn't necessarily mean it's going to last, but anyways,

1:16.8

maybe I'm just being salty. But sure enough, right, things were looking pretty good. And so the teacher, here's one thing I'll say, guys, is your teacher knows a lot more about you than you actually

1:22.1

think, probably a lot more than you want them to know. Like back in middle school for me,

1:28.8

I once had a conversation,

1:33.4

one, the teachers. And she just kind of like admitted that she literally knew all the drama,

1:38.8

all the information, bro. Like she just went on and rattled down a list of information. Some of it I didn't even know. And I went ahead and verified it. Dude, the teachers know everything. They know

1:43.2

the clash crush. They know the bully. They know the class crush. They know

1:44.5

the bully. They know the quiet kid. They know the kid who's going through something. They know

1:48.3

everything. So the teacher was well aware of all this. However, as you can probably tell by the title

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