The CRINGIEST KID IN GEN ALPHA... (Full Movie!)

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6 • 632 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2023

⏱️ 238 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about The CRINGIEST KID IN GEN ALPHA...this cringey Gen Alpha Gen Z Kid spends all their time on TikTok, cancels people on twitter, loves Skibidi Toilet and has Skibidi Rizz and thinks Ohio Grimace Shakes are funny. Try not to laugh at this funny story

Today we have another funny Storytime, in the same way Scrubby aka Scrubs and Luna tell their stories over gameplay. If you enjoyed the video I would really appreciate taking a second to press the like button and comment down below and if you like content like this subscribe with notifications on!

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0:00.0	Today we get a story of a Minecraft kid that gets angry at his teacher so decides that, you know, his revenge will be farting in the teacher's face and then going completely insane.
0:10.0	This is probably one of the weirdest stories I have ever received, so sit back, relax, subscribe if you like stories, and let's call today's subscriber Noah.
0:19.0	So this all happens one day when Noah is just chilling in his class.
0:23.0	And there's another guy in his class, and we're going to call this guy, the Minecraft kid,
0:27.0	because he's obsessed with Minecraft, he's always wearing the creeper hoodie.
0:30.9	You already know how it goes.
0:32.5	And obviously, right, if you like Minecraft, this video is not against you,
0:35.7	because, bro, I love Minecraft, look at the background gameplay.
0:38.9	But anyways, right, so Noah was just chilling in class.
0:41.9	And he looks to like his left and directly like to the next of him, directly adjacent to him is the Minecraft kid.
0:49.0	And him and the Minecraft kid weren't like best friends or anything, but he had nothing necessarily against the Minecraft
0:54.2	kid. And the teacher was beginning the lecture on whatever it was. And he sees the Minecraft
0:59.4	kid, you know, he had his computer out because everyone had their computers out. It was like sixth
1:04.0	grade and that was like the first time that like, you know, they were given school computers
1:08.2	or whatever, Chromebooks. I don't even know. He had his computer
1:11.1	out, though. And like, you could have your school given Chromebook or school issued Chromebook,
1:16.2	or you could bring your own computer. So the Minecraft kid, you know, brought his gaming computer.
1:21.3	And the difference with today and any other day is Noah looked over and saw the Minecraft kid
1:26.7	reach into his backpack, pull out a mouse pad,
1:29.5	and a gaming mouse. You know one of those like gaming mice that like all light up and glow and all
1:34.7	that stuff? Yeah, he whipped out one of those. And at first, Noah's like, oh, he just wants to use a like a mouse
1:40.1	instead of the track pad. Like that's totally understandable. Track bad sucks. I 100% agree.
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