The Cringiest Kid In Gen Alpha EVER TO LIVE... (Best Stories to Sleep to)
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🗓️ 11 April 2026
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The Cringiest Kid In Gen Alpha EVER TO LIVE... (Best Stories to Sleep to)
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| 0:00.0 | Today we got a story of probably one of the most spoiled kids to ever live on planet Earth. |
| 0:06.0 | I'm not even kidding. Strap in, subscribe if you like stories, and let's call today's subscriber Benson. |
| 0:12.0 | I think that is a real name. I'm just thinking of Benson from regular show. That show is gas. |
| 0:17.0 | But anyways, this all happens one day when Benson is chilling in class, and there's this kid in his class who we're just going to call the spoiled kid. |
| 0:24.4 | He doesn't even deserve a name, bro. He's just getting the name spoiled kid. |
| 0:28.5 | But anyways, right, about halfway through the school year, this new girl moves into the neighborhood, and everyone's trying to impress her, like everyone thinks she's so pretty or whatever. |
| 0:37.9 | And on her first day in, like, you know, she's like, hi guys, my name is, let's call her Kate, right? Hi, guys, my name's Kate, like I'm new to the neighborhood. And everyone's like, hi, Kate, nice to meet you. And yeah, some of the guys are, like, trying to talk to her. Maybe for not the reason of like, oh, I just want to make sure you feel comfortable in the new neighborhood. |
| 0:56.2 | Maybe because they just find... Maybe for not the reason of like, oh, I just want to make sure you feel comfortable in the new neighborhood. |
| 0:56.2 | Maybe because they just find, I don't know, maybe because they just find her pretty. |
| 1:00.5 | But either way, they're not being weird about it. |
| 1:02.5 | They're being pretty chill about it, which is all you need. |
| 1:05.1 | However, there's one guy who is not being chill in the slightest, in his name is the spoiled kid. |
| 1:47.3 | So anyways, right, on the first day that the new girl Kate is in class, in between class, right, you know, she's going to walk to her other class. The thing is, right, Benson and Kate have the same class. Benson doesn't necessarily go and walk with her. He's just like, well, if we've become friends, we become friends, but I'm just going to give her her space. Like whatever, she's trying to figure things out. But Benson watches as a spoiled kid, runs up to her and says, hello, my name is, you know, I'm just going to say the spoiled kid. My name is spoiled kid. Welcome to the school. I basically run the school. And Benson's like, bro, everyone here hates you. What are you even saying dude? Like that's laughable at best. But anyways, he's like yeah, I kind of run the school and she's like oh ha ha. Okay |
| 1:55.0 | Like what am I supposed to do with that information besides say uh-huh okay man nice I guess so the |
| 2:03.4 | spoiled kid immediately says so you're new to the area and you know Kate is like yeah I just moved |
| 2:10.2 | in with my family like a week ago and this is my first day of the school here I haven't really |
| 2:14.8 | had the time to explore the area and the spoiled kid's like's like, oh, that's awesome. So I can totally show you around. And Kate kind of understands, like, |
| 2:23.2 | kind of what he's trying to say. He's definitely trying to, like, I don't know, like, he's |
| 2:27.0 | definitely hitting on her right now. But Kate's kind of just like, oh, well, I appreciate the offer. |
| 2:32.7 | What are the places you think I should go? And he's like, oh, I could totally take you on them, but it's got to be a date. Like, we totally got to, like, make out too. At this point, Kate is like, no, no, no, no. I'm not getting pushed around like this by this obviously annoying kid. And Kate kind of realized this kid was both spoiled and also not liked by anyone. |
| 2:52.5 | So she's like, I'm sorry, like I don't think I like you that way. |
| 2:56.5 | If you have any good recommendations, though, of places that are good around town, then let me know. |
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