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The Cringiest Kid Ever Thinks He's THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA (Storytime)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6632 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2023

⏱️ 240 minutes

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Summary

Storytime of the cringiest, funniest, most awkward and most embarrasing cringey spoiled kids and gen z kid ever to exist. This spoiled brat thinks he is actually president of the united states. Try not to laugh while watching these hilarious and funny stories!

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0:00.0

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0:30.5

Today we got a story time of a Minecraft kid who actually thought Hero Brian was real and

0:35.5

out to get him. But there's a bit of a twist in today's episode.

0:39.3

That Minecraft kid was me. Yeah, I'm not even kidding. This will be a fun one. Sit back,

0:44.8

relax, leave a like on the video to claim your free nothing, and let's get right into it.

0:50.1

This all started on my birthday back in fifth grade. I remember this. And my birthday's in like earlier,

0:56.1

like closer to the start of the year. So I was only a couple days in the classes. And I remembered

1:00.5

that what I wanted for my birthday was yes, my own very copy of Minecraft on my mom's old Mac,

1:07.4

which was like could barely run it at the time. Like it was even old for like standards back

1:11.9

in the day. But anyways, I wanted a copy of Minecraft because I would always go over to my

1:17.0

friend's house and they'd be playing Minecraft and I would like, I really like the game,

1:20.9

even though I never actually had a copy myself. And to be fair, back in the day, I kind of did enjoy

1:25.9

watching people play the game.

1:32.3

I kind of explained it now as like I enjoyed, you know, how you'll watch people play a game as you're kind of watching me play Minecraft right now and still have some decent amount of

1:36.5

enjoyment from it, if not a different type of enjoyment.

1:39.5

I had enjoyment from watching my friends play it, but I also wanted to play too.

1:43.6

So I remember it was the morning of, I don't know what birthday it was, but I also wanted to play too. So I remember it was

1:44.9

the morning of, I don't know what birthday it was, but it was my birthday morning. I walked downstairs,

1:50.4

and yeah, I booted up my computer and, you know, there it was. I opened up my birthday card,

1:55.2

and it was like a code for the Mojang store to download Minecraft, and I went in there and I downloaded it.

2:01.9

And I remember I opened up a single player world and I couldn't even move.

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