the cringiest kid EVER ππ (STORYTIME)
Connor Pugs
Connor Pugs
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ποΈ 22 February 2025
β±οΈ 235 minutes
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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about the cringiest kid EVER ππListen to my stories on Spotify: πhttps://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugsFollow me on snapchat @connorpugs
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| 0:00.0 | From a dream stand who thinks he's dream sexual to a dream stand who tries to fight a kid for not liking dream. |
| 0:07.0 | These are the craziest dream stands of all time. |
| 0:15.0 | So one day in the subscribers class, they were all sitting down for lunch, and this kid comes up to them, and he sits down. |
| 0:24.8 | And this kid, you know, he's a little strange, but nothing too crazy, right? |
| 0:29.6 | That was until this day, right? |
| 0:31.3 | So the kid sits down and announces to all of them that he is dream sexual. |
| 0:35.9 | And real quick, let me just say that this is in no way |
| 0:38.9 | a dig on any kind of like sexuality or gender preference. At the Connor Pugs channel, I will |
| 0:45.1 | love you and respect you for however you feel or whatever is you. Just want to make that super |
| 0:50.6 | clear. Because this kid goes on, because someone on because someone says like hey bro like what is dream |
| 0:54.6 | sexual and he goes on to say that means that i am only in love with and attracted to dream that's it |
| 1:01.3 | and everyone's looking at i'm like hey bro what does that even mean bro like what does that even mean |
| 1:06.5 | and they're all just like kind of like sitting around the table and this this kid's like, yeah, when I go to sleep, the only thing that I think of is dream. |
| 1:16.0 | When I wake up, the only thing I think of is dream. |
| 1:20.2 | I think of this beautiful, beautiful face. |
| 1:24.4 | And this is just as soon as he did like the face reveal. So this is a pretty recent story. And he's like, yeah, when he did the face. And this is just as soon as he did like the face reveal. So this is a pretty recent story. |
| 1:29.6 | And he's like, yeah, when he did the face reveal, I literally sat there and caressed my computer |
| 1:35.9 | screen with love and affection. So obviously everyone around the table is like, hey, yo, bro, what are you |
| 1:41.9 | saying right now? Like pause pause, bro, what? |
| 1:45.4 | Yeah, and he goes on to say, yeah, so I'm sorry, ladies, the only one that I love is dream. |
| 1:53.4 | Yeah, so this was a, this kid was, I don't know if he was doing it for, he was probably |
| 1:57.3 | doing it for attention, but even if he wasn't or if he was, the way the lengths that he went to, as you guys will see very soon, was super extreme. |
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