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🗓️ 9 November 2023
⏱️ 237 minutes
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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about THE CRINGIEST KID DESTROYS THE UNIVERSE (Full Movie!)
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0:00.0 | Gen Z is easily the softest generation and this story is proof. |
0:06.0 | Put on your cringe goggles and let's just jump right in. |
0:09.0 | And we're crying, cry and cry, I'm going to call a subscriber who submitted this story Kevin. |
0:20.0 | So when he raised ripe, there was this thing in Kevin's class called the gym, |
0:23.9 | called the push-up test in gym class, right? |
0:26.4 | So basically what would happen is the beginning of the year. |
0:28.9 | You would do as many push-ups as you possibly can. |
0:32.0 | And then at the end of the year, you'd be tested to see how many push-ups you can do |
0:35.3 | by the end of the year. And the whole idea behind it is that basically you'd be able to do more push-ups in the beginning, |
0:41.5 | or you'd be able to do less push-ups in the beginning, |
0:44.0 | and because of all your work in gym class or whatever, |
0:46.3 | that maybe you'd be able to do more towards the end. |
0:48.8 | So it wasn't like that big of a deal. |
0:50.5 | However, it was kind of a big deal at the school since everyone during the push-up test |
0:55.6 | would be a little nervous because they'd want to perform well. And sometimes people would crowd |
1:00.1 | around and watch, which I can understand this, like the stress and anxiety for that. |
1:05.1 | Dude, I used to have a push-up test in middle school, and like people would always, like, |
1:08.9 | look around and watch, and they'd be so nosy they'd be |
1:11.4 | like how many pushups did you get i'm like dude i'm sorry bro i'm a little skeleton bro like definitely |
1:17.2 | in middle school i was built like those Minecraft skeletons so i was not repping out a hundred |
1:21.2 | thousand pushups i'll just tell you that pushups are a pretty good exercise to know how to do |
1:25.3 | and if you can't do any there there's definitely no shame to it. |
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