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The Cringiest Gen Alpha Kid On The Internet (STORIES TO SLEEP TO)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.7688 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2026

⏱️ 234 minutes

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Connor pugs tells a Storytime about The Cringiest Gen Alpha Kid On The Internet (STORIES TO SLEEP TO)

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0:00.0

What's up guys? Welcome back to a brand new story. Today we have a story of the stinkiest Minecraft kid ever, who smells really bad, and he thinks that his stink, his natural odor, gives him unlimited visibility, and he can pick up any girl ever on the face of this earth.

0:17.0

This is quite the story. I know you'll enjoy it, so sit back, relax. Leave a like on the video

0:22.3

to claim your free nothing, limit of time, by the way, and let's this jump right into it. So we're

0:27.7

going to call the subscriber who submitted this story Wallace. So anyways, Wallace was 12 at a time.

0:33.0

This happened not that long ago. Maybe Wallace is still 12. I don't know. He just told me at this time he

0:38.0

was 12, right? And he and his boys were kind of hanging out one day when Wallace's mom came down

0:43.5

and said, hey, like guys, and talks to Wallace and his friends. There's a new kid moving into the

0:48.0

neighborhood. I thought it'd be good or cool if you guys went and talked to him. So I set

0:53.6

something up with you and him tomorrow and also with you and him two days from then. Basically, the plan was that Wallace and his friends were going to go over to this kid's house, get to know him a little bit, and then the next day they were all going to go to the mall together, is that was the thing that Wallace and his friends enjoyed doing. So Wallace and his friends really had

1:10.9

no objection to this. We're just going to call his friends Ben collectively. I'm going to refer to them

1:17.3

both as Ben because they don't really have any, they don't really have any qualities in the story

1:22.0

that they need to be separated by. So we're just going to call them both Ben. But anyways, Wallace and

1:26.6

Wallace and we'll say Wallace and his friends. I'll say Ben if necessary. Walsallis and his friends had no objection to this as they thought, okay, well, that's cool. New person, no, maybe he's cool. And worst case scenario, he's not, and we're just not friends with him. Like, we'll figure it out pretty soon. So anyways, fast forward to the day where Wallace and his friends go over to this guy's house.

1:47.1

And this was the beginning of the end, man.

1:49.3

This is where things, they only went down from here.

1:52.6

So anyways, they're driving up to the house, and Wallace's mom drops them off and says,

1:57.4

doesn't plan to stay as she has to go and do things.

2:00.1

And they're basically going to be stuck at this guy's house for two hours, which, you know, that doesn't sound bad. I mean, especially if you like the guy, if you, or at least you could like the guy, that's probably a good thing because, you know, you're spending more time with your friend. However, this was about to be one of the hardest experiences of their lives. I mean, they're only 12s. It's not like they've went through that much. But anyways, yeah, so they're walking into the house and,

2:21.4

or they walk up to the house, they knock on the door. The Minecraft kid's mom. We're going to call

2:26.8

them the Minecraft kid, by the way. And I have to use this disclaimer all the time just because

2:31.7

people don't get it. I'm this, this is not dedicated towards anyone who plays Minecraft.

2:38.1

I think it's pretty clear that I enjoy the game, or at least you used to enjoy the game a lot

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