The Cringiest Gen Alpha Kid Must Be STOPPED! (storytime)

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6 • 632 Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about The Cringiest Gen Alpha Kid Must Be STOPPED! This gen alpha kid has tiktok brainrot, and this gen alpha brainrot (like skibidi toilet, fanum tax, mewing, what the sigma) has made him super cringey and he makes all his classmates and teacher and principal cringe from his gen alpha brainrot. Try not to laugh, and try not to cringe at this funny, hilarious, silly and cringey gen alpha kid storytime! Listen to my stories on Spotify: 👇 https://open.spotify.com/show/22BnYI5VssrkSKbEqV7X1j?si=f7c6850d13e84620 Submit stories to my Instagram @connorpugs Follow me on snapchat @connorpugs

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0:00.0	When it comes to investing, we tell ourselves all kinds of stories.
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0:50.6	How's it gone, everyone? I hope you're having a good day.
0:52.5	Today we have stories of Gen Z
0:54.4	Girls doing Gen Z moment stuff. I mean, you already know what that's about to be. I know for a fact
1:00.2	you'll enjoy this video, so let's sit back, relax, subscribe to the channel if you're new,
1:04.6	and let's just jump right into it. As always, submit these stories to me at either my Twitter
1:08.8	or Instagram, both are Connor Pugs, both are in the
1:11.1	description. And also, watch all these stories on Spotify. You normally get them a couple hours early,
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