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🗓️ 26 June 2025
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connor pugs tells a Storytime about the cringiest gen alpha kid in existence... (STORYTIME)
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0:00.0 | What's up guys? Welcome back to a brand new story. Today we have a story of a kid in the |
0:05.1 | subscribers class who keeps on bragging about how he has a real job, but he's just a Discord |
0:10.7 | moderator. But then the kids and the subscriber in the subscribers class learn that the Discord |
0:17.0 | mod has a girlfriend slash kitten slash whatever cringe thing you want to call it. |
0:22.6 | And let's just say that it is a very, uh, suss situation. It is very, very Chris Hansony. |
0:30.8 | If you're catching my drift without YouTube being big mad at me. So yeah, with that being said, |
0:35.9 | leave a like in the video to claim your free nothing, |
0:38.5 | and let's jump right into the story. So anyways, we're going to call the subscriber who submitted |
0:42.7 | the story, Aiden. So there's a kid in Aden class who we're legitimately just going to call him the |
0:47.3 | Discord mod. I'm going to give him a name. I'm just simply going to call him the Discord mod. |
0:51.2 | And here's the thing. No disrespect to the Discord mods in general, |
0:55.2 | because I have a Discord server and some really great people mod that staff. But there's |
0:59.8 | definitely, definitely a certain characteristic. Like you can, when I say Discord mod to you, |
1:06.4 | you kind of have an image that pops into your head. So whatever image that pops into your head, |
1:11.2 | make them even worse and then multiply that by seven and you have the Discord mod in this story. |
1:17.0 | So anyways, there's a kid who comes in a class every single day. He wears the exact same |
1:22.4 | anime hoodie. Okay, he wears the same outfit every single day. He has this stained, greasy, |
1:31.0 | kind of like crusty at this point, so it's like stiff because it's so crusty and gross, |
1:36.0 | anime hoodie, that he legitimately wears every single day. And the thing is right, since the crust |
1:41.4 | and the grease and the slime, it just never leaves the hoodie people |
1:45.1 | have just kind of come to the conclusion that the uh that the uh that the anime not the anime kid the uh |
1:50.6 | the discord mod has just never washed the hoodie and then he also wears the same slides with no socks |
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