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This story I received has cringe levels so off the charts that I need you guys to promise me that you'll strap in and mentally prepare yourself

before we begin. And with that being said, let's call the subscriber who's done in today's story.

Let's call him Oscar. So this all happened one day when Oscar was doing what he did every day.

And that was going to his local park. And in Oscar's neighborhood, there was this park that a lot of people went to.

It was very popular. Kids of all ages went there. They went through parents. They'd go as teens

to go skate there. It was just kind of like, it was pretty chill. It was a nice little location.

And Oscar went to this park almost all the day, almost every day. Almost every day he definitely

could unless he had too much schoolwork or something. But anyways, right, this all happened the day. Almost every day he definitely could, unless he had too much schoolwork or something.

But anyways, right, this all happened one day when Oscar was going to the park, as he always did,

and he was stopped by this group of kids. And this group of kids was definitely defined by, you know,

Hot Topics, a T-shirt, dyed black hair, lots of like chains or whatever,

the world is cruel to me and cruel alone. Let me just say, if that's like your style, bro,

I actually kind of, I kind of dig part of that style, dude. Like, I don't personally rock it,

but I mess with it. If you're a little emo, man, I'm not, and nothing against you.

As long as you don't act like these kids, bro.

So this group of emo kids, they stop Oscar.

And they're like, bro, do you have a problem with us?

And Oscar's like, no, man, I'm just trying to go to the park.

And they're like, this is our turf, dude.

And Oscar's just kind of looking at them like brother in christ bro like this is a park this is a public park what are you even

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