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Connor Pugs

the CRINGIEST emo kid on planet earth...

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6632 Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

the CRINGIEST emo kid on planet earth... A funny storytime podcast similar to scrubs, Am I The Jerk? and rSlash (check out those guys too for similar storytime readings!)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, that's my prime delivery.

0:01.6

What, already?

0:02.7

Only one thing can match the buzz of Prime's fast delivery.

0:06.2

And that's the buzz of Prime's entertainment.

0:09.0

What are we watching?

0:09.7

Heads of state, that new action comedy with Idris Elber as the Prime Minister,

0:13.3

John Sina as the president, and Priyanka Chopra Jonas, as their only hope.

0:17.0

It looks like a blast.

0:18.3

From fast delivery to explosive entertainment, it's on Prime. For only

0:23.0

899 a month, join now. Content includes limited ads, subscription, or to our news. For more information,

0:28.1

go to amazon.com.uk.U.K. slash prime. Today we get a story time of this emo kid who thinks that he's

0:33.8

like legitimately a god, like he has godlike powers and put spells on people and the people

0:39.6

must cower and fear before him and do exactly what he says because he thinks he's legitimately a god

0:45.9

i'm not even kidding strap in subscribe if you like stories and let's call today's subscriber

0:50.8

who sent him this story let's call Drew. So this all happened one day when

0:55.1

Drew and his mom decided to get dinner with his cousin and his cousin's mom. Because it had been a long

1:01.1

time since Drew and his mom had seen his cousin's mom. And at this point, right, you know,

1:05.7

you know, they just want to have a little bit of a reunion. It had actually been so long that it

1:09.6

had probably been about three to four years

1:11.9

since Drew has seen his cousin. And, you know, while they're driving over there, because they're

1:16.1

driving to some kind of like local restaurant or whatever, because Drew's cousin and his

1:20.0

Drew's cousin's mom were happened to be in the area for some reason. Drew's mom was like,

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