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the CRINGIEST emo kid of all time... (STORYTIME)

Connor Pugs

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6632 Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2023

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Summary

Storytime of the cringiest and cringey and cringe goth kid aka emo kid who does some cringe you would only see on tiktok. Emo kid story similar to the emo kids stories by Scrubs

Transcript

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0:00.0

How's it going, everyone? I hope you're having a good day.

0:02.5

Today we got some crazy emo kid stories that I know for a fact you will enjoy.

0:06.8

So sit back, relax, subscribe to the channel if you're new.

0:09.8

And let's call the first subscriber who submitted the story, Hank.

0:12.6

By the way, all these episodes are on Spotify, and they normally come out a couple hours early on Spotify.

0:17.8

So make sure to check that out, first link in the description.

0:20.4

Anyways, back to the story. So we're going to call the first subscriber who submitted the story,

0:24.3

Hank. And anyways, this all happened when Hank was shopping at the mall. So Hank used to

0:28.8

always go to the mall to shop with his friends. You know, it was just a fun place to hang out.

0:33.0

They didn't really have a lot of other places that they could go in the town that they lived in. So the mall was

0:37.7

probably their best bet. And sure enough, one of these days, one of Hank's friends wanted to shop at

0:42.5

this place called Hot Topic. If you don't know Hot Topics, a place where they have a lot of

0:46.7

t-shirts and other kind of apparel that is very, I don't know, like fast fashiony brand centric.

0:54.5

Like it's very much like you'll have a lot of different brands or kind of like you'll find a lot of band t-shirts, a lot of kind of like, okay, so a lot of different stuff at Hot Topic, but one kind of theme of clothing that you'll see at Hot Topic is emo style clothing, if that makes sense, to like really black

1:13.8

clothing, edgy clothing, stuff like that. Just so you know, like, I have nothing against it.

1:18.2

If you dress like that, I think it's a cool enough style, I think you're fine if you,

1:22.0

even if you identify as like, oh, I'm, I'm emo in the way I dress or act or whatever. I don't really care. Live your life.

1:28.1

However, as long as you don't act like the kids in these videos, especially this one,

1:33.2

you're chill with me.

1:34.1

But anyways, Hank just was like, okay, man, like you want to go to Hot Topic, that's fine.

1:38.4

Hank hadn't really been in that much, so he didn't really know what to expect. So Hank was walking into the hot topic and he was looking around and there's a whole host of people.

1:46.8

And Hank's friend was like, all right man, like I'm going to go like I'm going to go to the back of the room. I know what I want. I'm going to go in their skateboard section.

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