So Andy, I got a new feature, what kicking off this week, because as you know I love

me crime TV, so I'm calling it crime files, I thought that's like, where's that Brexit

party and it is what it is?

That's crime files, yeah.

So I've taken me first episode, and so I press the play button, right, yes, how it goes.

The village of Poland is much like any other picture postcard, Leicestershire village,

the church, a post office, a village hall and a well-kept village green.

But on the 15th of October 2015, its peaceful tranquility was shattered.

Three months earlier, two new residents had arrived in the village.

Their names, James, the Chen, Vardy and Harry, the farmer, Maguire.

The Maguire property soon became an eye-saw, the front garden piled high with barrels

of fertiliser and pesticides, as well as discarded seed planters, plows, trops and tractor

spares.

Fordores down the Vardy residents, things were even worse.

He constructed a huge onyx fountain on his front lawn powered by a diesel generator.

The fountain was the shape of an upside-down chin and was in operation 24 hours a day.

Such was the volume of water dispersed by the chin-tain, the pavement and the basement

of his neighbor's home were often flooded.

Back to the 15th of October, and a group of Poland residents were sat in the back of the

local village pub.

Judging the Vardy Maguire situation, little did they know that the farmer and the chin

were in the adjacent snug and could hear every word being spoken.

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