Scared to death is explicit in every way. Please take care of all listening.

Welcome to scared death creeps, peepers, Robertson Annabels. I'm Dan. Hello, Dan. I'm Lindsay. Hello.

Is that funny? I'm always wondering how I know it's never just going to be like, I'm Lindsay.

It's something because it just feels so awkward, right? It's like, okey, okey.

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Kind of like the hooded figures from last week's clock based horror.

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Yeah. You're going to see I'm using the limited edition blanket from last year. So what fans have been at horror? Do you have today?

I have two hobags this week. My first one is a story about maybe sleep paralysis or maybe something else.

Okay. I always like those question mark. And my second story, I just thought that the sender gave it a great title.

And that's all I'm going to tell you is the uninvited sleepover guest. You like that title? Yeah. I was asked dumb. Oh.

Anyway, I think it's really good. How's it going to say that no matter what you just said? Oh, no. That sounds good.

I wish I could cry and command that such a great moment. I've always wanted to be able to do that too just to make things really awkward.

Sometimes I like really if I'm extremely tired. And I think about like you dying. I can cry. But otherwise it's useless.

My buddy Paul Reynolds. I'm pretty sure he can do that. Paul can.

Hmm. Crying command. Really? Yeah. I have I have two stories today, both on the shorter side, both packed with plenty of spooky moments. So short and packed. Got it.

Short and packed. Is that a compliment? If you describe somebody, man, they are short and packed. I mean, I think it depends on what you're looking for.

For the first story, we head to South Carolina's allegedly haunted Salem Black River Presbyterian Church.

Do several spirits haunt not only the church, but the nearby church cemetery as well.

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