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History Is Dank

The Credenza The Dankest Decor

History Is Dank

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Education, History

5.0584 Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Strider had no idea what a credenza was before he met his dank GF. One could say he has been in a love triangle ever since. The credenza, thought by most to be a simple corridor adornment is the center piece of Strider and his dank GF's abode. Listen and learn all about the Dank Denza and similar pieces we so often identify incorrectly.

Sources:

Edx.org ‘Tangible Things: Discovering History Though Artwork, Artifacts, Scientific Specimens and The Stuff Around You’, Dictionary.com, Furniturewholesalers.com, Elledecor.com, 1stdibs.com, Webstaurantstore.com, Wikipedia.org

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0:00.0

What up, dude?

0:02.9

Strider Wilson, I'm the host of this podcast, that's mine.

0:06.0

Going to be called History is Night.

0:09.3

History is day with Strider Wilson.

0:16.9

That is from the bomb.

0:26.8

What you do today echoes in eternity.

0:33.3

It's Maximus Desimus Meridius from a dank little movie called Gladiator. Maybe you've seen it.

0:39.5

If you haven't, I think I've watched it enough times for all. It might be the movie I've seen the most.

0:47.7

Aaron, what's the movie you think you've seen the most? Um, back to the future. Yep. Oh, funny enough, you know, it was my sister's B day the other day and we did like, uh, she turned the big 4-0 and we did did like a little 80s-themed birthday because she was born in 1980. And that math checks out. I put on, I put on back to the future on the TV, you know, when we were grilling them. We were kind of having a little chill time. We put a few 80s jams. Just a little family thing in the backyard, know you know nice and distanced outside grilled

1:13.1

up some salmon dank dude freaking superfood bed that shit in keenwa and just do you know when we serve

1:19.3

up salmon dude you know and the part of that like food pyramid dude it's freaking 10 pushups and 10 sit

1:24.6

ups with that you know bed of keen, Cedar plank salmon, no sauce, spare gris, let's go.

1:33.9

Push-ups, sit-ups, boom, trade them all off.

1:36.9

Are you one of those people, Aaron, that my GF does this, she's perfect.

1:41.3

She's unflawed, you know, but everyone does have a flaw, and I love her

1:44.8

for those flaws because her one flaw is that she is the type of person who, like, when you have a

1:49.4

Thanksgiving dinner plate, she will finish all of the corn, then finish all of, like, the turnips or

1:56.1

whatever, then finish all of the peas. I'm surprised she has not finished me because that's how he

2:01.6

serial killer eats. Surprised I'm not dead right now. Do you eat Thanksgiving like that,

2:07.1

Aaron, or do you mix things up and go about it, you know? I might be on her side on this one.

2:12.5

Whoa. No. Look, good people do this. You're a good dude.

2:18.4

Obviously love my GF. What's going on? What's the thinking behind that? It's just, are you just naturally do that? Like, you don't notice it? Or do you notice it? Yeah, I'm kind of a task-oriented, so I'm just like, I got to finish this one thing, and then I'm moving on something else. Whoa. See, but you see your Thanksgiving meal.

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