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🗓️ 11 January 2026

⏱️ 141 minutes

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0:00.0	Two in the top, two in the bottom, one in the fucking lets go.
0:02.4	My day is ruined.
0:03.7	Crucify him.
0:05.3	This white man's having a good time.
0:07.1	Get him.
0:07.7	If you think that that was performative masculinity, tell me that when I'm wearing fruit boots.
0:12.4	Oh, God.
0:15.1	What did I get myself into?
0:18.4	Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous brandon his hair is fucking fabulous and donut a dark joke
0:31.7	disposition and there's a fat electrician welcome to unsubscribe i can't i now this is where I have a gap in my knowledge. What did you do with Rudy? What showed you do with Rudy? Yeah, so, root. Oh yeah, well, before we do that, yeah, let's go ahead. Ready? There we go. Oh, am I supposed to crack something? Yeah, yeah, grab a can. Quick! Three, two, one. Hi, everyone, and welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, Mr. Ronnie Adkins, future congressman Brandon Herrera, and myself, Donut Operator. I done it. I missed him. You look fantastic. Did you think you? Did you have a new haircut? Yeah, shaved the beard, got a new haircut, lost a hundred pounds of muscle. You don't want to know. It's too early in the episode on YouTube for me to say what I put in my hair. If you've seen, what's that movie? Harry Met Sally? No. Something about Mary. Something about Mary. Yeah, that was that. The secret ingredient. It takes me about four minutes to get my hair product ready. Wow. It's a long time. It depends what video I'm watching. I have infinite hair product. Infinite money glitch. It's like, uh-oh. After the fourth application, it starts running a little low, you know, but... Real quick. What's up? You bitches? This is after Christmas right before New Year's, I believe. Probably. I don't know. I think so. Hi. Did you make any New Year's resolution? Stick to them. I'll go to the gym like two weeks and then give up.
2:03.0	I'm fucking love you.
2:04.9	I'm still pretty sure you can go to jail for what that
2:09.2	forced love.
2:12.5	What is up?
2:13.4	Welcome to the podcast, buddy.
2:14.5	Thanks for having me, man.
2:16.7	And we got King Trout too. Oh, dude. Well, Donut. I was actually surprised when I walked in here. You weren't like passed out on the couch over there or something, to be honest. We all have our proclivities. I just know the audience right there was like, oh my God, that is King Trout and not donut. We should swap Brandon and see how long it took. You just be Brandon's not here for this episode. Hi everyone. Hi everyone. The amount of times, dude, it happened several times in the live show meet and greets. Yeah. Like there was one of the guy, I'm not going to shout him out because I don't know if he wants his name attached to this,
2:51.3	but came up and started talking.
2:54.6	He's like,
2:54.8	you really helped out a body of mine.
2:57.0	You know,
2:57.3	you covered his case in a video,
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