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And now, from the Palatial Bob and Cherry's Bob and Sherry.

You guys, welcome to the show, everybody.

I'm just sitting here laughing because I just finished reading a story of my newsfeed

about how Prince Andrew is flatly refusing to get out of his house.

Charles wants the house so that William and Kate and the kids can live in it.

And Prince Andrew, of course, he's not a working royal and he's been in disgrace.

So he lives in something called the Royal Lodge.

And he's been living there for like decades.

Like he's lived there forever.

He's refusing to go.

And what I love about this, I always felt that other people's families had their act

together and that my family was just embarrassing and chaotic and, you know, people are in jail and people disappear we don't know where

they are and we don't have any heirlooms we don't have any legacy we don't have a family crest

like we got nothing as my older brother says well sherry we're descended from marauding

vikings what did you think was going to happen?

I mean, it's really like a mess, right? So when I crack open my news and Prince Andrew is like,

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