The Crazy Ass White Boy of Europe: Season 5% Begins

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

With interest rates going to 5% in the U.K., Milo, Riley, and Alice wonder how making the money more expensive will solve Spanish droughts leading to reduced olive production (for example). Also, we bid a fond farewell to the newest residents of the challenger deep and read an article about the dangers of the fifteen minute city in the New Statesman for some reason. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *LIVE SHOW ALERT* We're going to be recording a live podcast in London on July 26! Get tickets here: https://bigbellycomedy.club/event/trashfuture-live-in-london/ *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows and check out a recording of Milo’s special PINDOS available on YouTube here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRI7uwTPJtg *ROME ALERT* Milo and Phoebe have teamed up with friend of the show Patrick Wyman to finally put their classical education to good use and discuss every episode of season 1 of Rome. You can download the 12 episode series from Bandcamp here (1st episode is free): https://romepodcast.bandcamp.com/album/rome-season-1 Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	Hello, everyone and welcome to the official, the official start of season 5%.
0:21.5	Oh, oh yeah, because of the interest rate.
0:24.5	Very good, Milo.
0:26.0	You're catching on.
0:26.9	The rate of interest that I have in this news is high.
0:32.0	Yeah.
0:33.2	Actually, before we get fully into the, can I do like one very important plug up top?
0:38.6	Yeah, the interest rate.
0:39.6	Check it out.
0:40.2	Yeah, check out the interest rate.
0:41.5	If you are in Berlin, hallo.
0:44.2	Are you Alf Berlin?
0:46.0	I don't know how you.
0:46.5	I'm going to stop speaking German now.
0:48.0	I have a show.
0:49.3	If you're listening to this on Tuesday, the 27th, it's today.
0:54.0	Stop what you're doing and buy tickets to my show
0:56.8	in Berlin. Have I organized it at slightly too short notice? Yes, but it's your only chance.
1:03.0	So, the urgent, claxon sounding, commonsie bitter, Alph Den comedy show. show Gays for the 90 Milo Edwards show
1:13.1	That's right
1:14.1	It is going to be
1:15.2	Mega Ausgadripped Mid-Densauza
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