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required for the advice service, eligibility and fees apply. Today we have a story time of a spoiled kid

who gets owned by his professor. Let's get into it. So sure enough, we're going to call the

subscriber Alex who submitted

this story. So anyways, Alex is a freshman in college. And when you enter college, it's really,

I don't know, it's, it's an interesting experience because there's all these new people,

classes, events. It is like going into another phase of your life. So yeah, let's just jump into Alex's first class. So his first class is an

8 a.m. class. And as someone who's taking 8 a.m. classes in the past, let me just say that they're

very difficult and they're hard to get up to at least, especially if you do not have the best

sleep hygiene slash routines, which at the time I had 8 a.ms, I did not. Alex though got up you know at the for the 8 a.m. class is you never want to miss your first class. It just sets a bad impression, especially if you intend to take the class. And he gets in there and it is a calculus class. Calculus can be a pretty difficult subject matter, especially if you're not good at math. Trust me, as a major, as someone who's taking a major with a lot of math and as someone who isn't good at math, it is difficult.

So he gets in there and it's a large auditorium and there's a lot of seats and a lot of people.

And the professor is down like sitting down the whiteboard and he waits for most people to get in and he starts right at 8 am on the dot.

One thing that Alex notices right off the bat is that this professor is definitely

a like a no BS professor. This professor definitely is the type to just keep on going to just like

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