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🗓️ 20 January 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, weirdos, before we dive into today's twisted tale, let me tell you about a place where the darkness never ends. Wondery Plus. It's like stepping into a haunted mansion where the floorboards creek with ad-free episodes and early access to new episodes lurks around every corner. So come join us, if you dare. Morbid is available one week early and ad free only on Wondery Plus. You can join |
| 0:23.5 | Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or an Apple Podcasts or Spotify. You're listening to a Morbid Network |
| 0:30.7 | podcast. Hey, weirdos. I'm Ash. And I'm Elena. And this is morbid. 2025. It's our first episode. It's our first episode. It's 2020 edition. |
| 0:56.5 | It's our first episode. |
| 0:58.2 | It's not the first episode you're listening to in 2025, but it's our first recording from 2025. |
| 1:03.7 | Hey yo. |
| 1:05.2 | It is January 3rd. |
| 1:07.9 | Second. |
| 1:08.8 | Yeah, it's the second. |
| 1:10.6 | Check us out. I woke up early early i went on a walk on the treadmill |
| 1:15.3 | this bitch is in her resolution era i made breakfast and i never make breakfast i made a new kind of breakfast |
| 1:25.3 | for the kids i got up early i made like a yummy little like breakfast sandwich in the oven. Yeah, tell them about it. It's like a, it's like a yummy biscuity crescent roll with cheese and eggs. And then I also made them a yummy lunch. Yeah, pizza rolls. Which I always make them lunch, obviously, but in breakfast. |
| 1:46.4 | But I made, like, some different ones. |
| 1:48.9 | That's part of my resolution is to come up with more creative lunches for their school lunches. |
| 1:54.1 | I love that. |
| 1:54.7 | I have so many resolutions this year, and I'm going to nail all of them. |
| 1:58.8 | Yeah, we are. |
| 1:59.7 | We both are, yeah. |
| 2:00.4 | We're lousy with resolutions. |
| 2:02.0 | We are. |
| 2:02.3 | And I feel like I don't, I'm like drawing a blank if you've had a lot of resolutions in the past. |
| 2:07.7 | I usually don't make, like I'll, I'll be like, oh, I'm going to eat healthier. |
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