The Crackoon – May 7, 2025
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2025
⏱️ 147 minutes
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Summary
- A pet raccoon hits the pipe, Dave Portnoy v. the anti-Semitic sign maker, loudmouth slob on a cop cam, Kate Cassidy’s new TikToks, Tom Cruise has no bad films, the newest Radio Hall of Fame nominees, and Forrest Gump’s Jenny had AIDS.
- Dave Portnoy responds to Mo Khan. The Temple University student defended the antisemitic incident at Barstool’s bar Khan has several GiveSendGo fundraisers.
- Shiloh Hendrix is making that dollar after calling a 5-year-old the n-word.
- Jennifer Aniston is safe from that creeper, but still slightly shaken.
- 3 Doors Down’s Brad Arnold is diagnosed with stage 4 cancer.
- The Crackoon is the greatest thing to hit the internet in a while.
- No Pope for us today.
- The Radio Hall of Fame nominees are out. Some people are saying there was a snub… again.
- The Golden Globes will give out a Podcasting award.
- Smokey Robinson is appalled at his own actions.
- #MeToo has nothing on Dustin Hoffman.
- The Naked Gun is coming out soon.
- Sydney Sweeney has a good (and excitable) dog.
- The Met Gala remains an event that no normal person cares about.
- Ben Affleck has sympathy for Britney Spears… since they hooked up once.
- Janelle Evans is celebrating her divorce in the trashiest way possible.
- The lady who pooped on that minivan is an OnlyFans foot star.
- Kristin Cavallari made a news story out of her own advertisement because she’s hot.
- The Pittsburgh Pirates fan that fell has an actual need for a GoFundMe. Here he is losing his shoes as a new angle of the fall was released.
- Ranking Tom Cruise movies.
- Drew learns Jenny from Forrest Gump had AIDS. Vote for yourself.
- Joe Biden spoke and coughed with the BBC.
- Drew’s neighbor swam nude too.
- Kate Cassidy is back to posting her videos online. Liam Payne left no will, so his baby mama takes control.
- Jorts are SO BACK! Tim Tebow is gonna be pumped.
- Jordon Hudson is on the offensive about her relationship with Bill Belichick. RG3 calls out the coach and his eye candy. Somebody save Bill’s brand.
- Diddy’s lawyer got yelled at. Ha ha.
- NYT editors mean business.
- Cop Cam: Car load of losers including a very loud slob.
- If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (The Drew Lane Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon).
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