The CrabFeast 325: Chris Distefano

The Crabfeast with Ryan Sickler and Jay Larson

Ryan Sickler

Comedy

5 • 840 Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2018

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

There are New Yorkers and then there's Chris Distefano and then there's Chris's dad!!! High school couldn't have been easy when your dad shows up to school and threatens to beat your principal to death. And Yankee games can't be fun when your dad asks you to pretend to be someone you're not for better seats. But now Chris is a dad...as good as his own? We're not sure. Let's just hope his child doesn't swallow another magnet while Chris is 12 beers deep on a TOOZDEE.
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0:00.0	Happy Halloween time. I'm Roz Hernandez. I'm a comedian and the host of the paranormal comedy podcast, ghosted by Raz Hernandez, produced by Starburn's audio. On my podcast, I talk to famous people, comedians, experts, and listeners about all things paranormal.
0:24.5	We're talking, Ouija boards, polter guys, aliens, psychics, demons, bigfoots, and of course, ghosts.
0:32.4	My podcast is weekly all year long, and I've got over three years of episodes currently available for all your spooky needs.
0:41.1	Recent guests include Patton Oswald.
0:44.2	But it felt like the minute I walked away from the monitors and I couldn't see anything, that's when the ghost started moving around.
0:50.5	Naomi Ekparrigan.
0:52.5	A ghost isn't like somebody, it's not like a return.
0:55.5	It's like somebody who was like, I don't feel like leaving.
0:58.3	And Chris Culfer.
0:59.6	Whatever it was, slowly just disappeared.
1:02.1	And that's when I knew, oh, that was a, that was not a person.
1:06.2	Subscribe to Ghosted byaws Hernandez on Apple Podcasts
1:10.9	and everywhere
1:11.5	you get podcasts.
1:16.8	Crab Feast.
1:22.9	You know what it's all about.
1:25.1	This is the crab feast.
1:26.9	I'm yelling,
1:28.1	fuck that. You ain't got to. I'm yelling, fuck that.
1:31.1	You ain't got to ask me, because you could trust that.
1:34.0	Every Tuesday, you already knew, though.
1:36.0	Orion Sick was soccer star.
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