The CrabFeast 313: Johnny Pemberton

The Crabfeast with Ryan Sickler and Jay Larson

Ryan Sickler

Comedy

5 • 840 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2018

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Please raise your seatbacks and tray tables as we are about to take off...to South Africa where things ain't exactly the same as they are here! But no need to back a bag because this week's guest Johnny Pemberton packs light! He ain't even bringing his large intestine so as long as he doesn't accidentally pack his LSD and as long as none of his immediate family comes out it should be a pretty smooth ride! http://TheCrabFeast.com
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0:00.0	Happy Halloween time. I'm Roz Hernandez. I'm a comedian and the host of the paranormal comedy podcast, ghosted by Raz Hernandez, produced by Starburn's audio. On my podcast, I talk to famous people, comedians, experts, and listeners about all things paranormal.
0:24.5	We're talking, Ouija boards, polter guys, aliens, psychics, demons, bigfoots, and of course, ghosts.
0:32.4	My podcast is weekly all year long, and I've got over three years of episodes currently available for all your spooky needs.
0:41.1	Recent guests include Patton Oswald.
0:44.2	But it felt like the minute I walked away from the monitors and I couldn't see anything, that's when the ghost started moving around.
0:50.5	Naomi Ekparrigan.
0:52.5	A ghost isn't like somebody, it's not like a return.
0:55.5	It's like somebody who was like, I don't feel like leaving.
0:58.3	And Chris Culfer.
0:59.6	Whatever it was, slowly just disappeared.
1:02.1	And that's when I knew, oh, that was a, that was not a person.
1:06.2	Subscribe to Ghosted byaws Hernandez on Apple Podcasts
1:10.9	and everywhere
1:11.5	you get podcasts.
1:16.8	Crab Feast.
1:22.9	You know what it's all about.
1:25.1	This is the crab feast.
1:27.0	I'm yelling,
1:28.1	fuck that. You ain't got to. I'm yelling, fuck that.
1:31.1	You ain't got to ask me, because you could trust that.
1:34.0	Every Tuesday, you already knew, though.
1:36.0	Orion Sick was soccer star.
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