Welcome to Soft Core History.

Hi and welcome back to the Soft Core History Podcast.

Very NPR today.

My name is Jake Goldman and I'm joined here with Robert Edward Fox the 3rd.

What's up you fucking losers?

And the guy shaking his head to my left is Dan Regester.

How's it going today, Bud?

You know, it's going pretty crazy right now.

It's 5856, Houston.

It's supposed to be

uh Oregon State came back from I believe 17 at half yeah down the 17 at the half

they tied it up how this team will not die I don't get it they will will not go away. They fight back with the

relentlessly of real beavers. They're just trying to damn up everyone's

bracket. Have you ever seen that video over the Russian guy who got bit on the

thigh by a beaver? No. And it severed his femoral artery and he died.

Beavers just like right there like this be like following him on land and he was just like

just like slowly making its way to go kill him and then all of a sudden

I don't know if he got I can't remember like if he got closer to it or the beaver just like sped up and he wasn't ready for it. And this thing dug its two fucking giant front teeth right through his fucking femoral artery and he died.

He right there.

Like the last thing he saw was that beaver walking away

Laughing me again motherfucker. Yeah, dude. I mean that's got to be that's a dumb way to go that's a really stupid way to go out like

One of the worst ways to go out I've ever heard. You were laughing at a dumb beaver and then it merks you?

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