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I do anything for a head.

It's a shameful fact that not many people would admit about themselves,

but not me. I'm nothing, if not honest.

That's why they call me Frank.

I cut off an arm and sliced my tongue into for a little baggy of the good stuff.

So many track marks at my arm, my poor little nephew,

who once tried to use me as a dot to dot.

I wasn't always like this.

I feel that's important to mention.

I was a smart kid, little morose, and prone to melancholy, but smart.

Only takes a little mistake.

Friend you shouldn't have made, trauma you ought to face up to.

I could be you.

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