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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, bureaucratic Bob sluths a screen situation, then forces his friends to get the

worth of the worthness. Whanking Wade, Laos Penthouse has power problems, but knows his toast.

Marvelling Mark has heat-related performance issues, then snaps up a squirtum strap,

scarlet snot, and a ridden rubber.

From porking pigs to Annie's huge helmet.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

It's time for the cost is correct.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Distractable.

And I promise this is the only time during this entire episode that we're going to mention hate orgasms.

I am your host.

My name is Bob and I'm joined as ever by my two competitors for today and

pro maybe hosts of next time.

One of them, I guess, is how that works.

Wade and Barker here.

I'm not saying the beginnings of these episodes have been off-putting, but I feel

slightly off-put.

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