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Welcome to the Corp. I am Dan Katz.

And I'm Alex Rodriguez.

And I don't know how the hell I ended up here.

A. Rod. What is going on in this world?

The greatest country in the world. The dreams do come true.

The American dream does come true.

So a little background on our relationship and what the corp is going to be.

I started stalking you online.

You know, a little I just want to work for the A-Rod Corp because I saw a successful businessman who had everything together.

And I said, I want to work for that guy.

And in a certain dip at this moment, this is actually the day that we're taping this.

It's two years to the day that I applied to work for A-Rod Corp.

I wore you down.

I eventually ingratiated myself into your inner circle.

And I said, Hey, A-Rod, I got a podcast.

Pardon my takes.

The number one sports podcast.

You know business better than anyone else.

Let's do a podcast together.

Let's do a business podcast together.

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