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Welcome to the Total Soccer Show.

It's our latest badge and listener questions, everybody.

On this episode, we're merging MLS with Liga and Mekis.

We're asking why former players don't become referees?

We're discussing the coolest-looking players in soccer.

And so, so much more, listener, so so much more.

My name's ryan

bailey joining me today taylor rock call hello hello ryan mealy a man who makes everything

look cool lovely to be here with you oh that's so nice if you to say taylor so nice if you

let's just ignore the other two shall we yeah how you do it yeah what's going on here i don't

love it.

Fine, we'll bring him in. Gary Muthan, hello, how are you? I'm good. I'm Bailey, 47 days until the welcome. I'm just going to do the countdown every single day. It won't get tedious at all. I think it's great. It's a good reminder. And Joe Lowry, how are you on this fine Saturday morning? That's better before. you and Taylor had whatever footsie moment that was.

I don't know.

So deeply, deeply uncomfortable there. Sorry what love exists. Fitchie, there's a game I've not played in a while. Is it a game? Is there scoring? Can you explain to the listener what it is? Is there scoring? Once again, Graham, the height of romance coming from you, almost every time. No small talk, no footsie, no smiles. Are people really playing footsie? No way, that's like a thing people are doing in their homes. It's not really a home game. It was more of a game, I don't know. Where did I play? Like, skill, I guess. I don't know. I think every tonal you knock off is a point, Graham. Right, yeah. Wow. If I don't know what where did that like skill I guess I don't know every tone you knock off is a point Graham right yeah wow if you don't know the exhilaration of

your leg brushing against the lug leg of a crush and then them not moving it I don't know what to

tell you you're not human but that is I think that was like a high point of my middle school years

which were not known for their high points.

Ah, I see.

Oh, bless.

Amy Martinez, the dog, not the Argentine goalkeeper, regularly sits under my desk while recording.

So I guess I technically pay footsie with her.

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