Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, you're host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed podcasts on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for?

All right, ladies and gentlemen, locked and loaded.

Once again for another episode of The Conspiracy Farm, Jeffrey Wilson, as always writing shotgun with my partner in crime.

UFC Hall of Famer,

Eder of Worlds, master of the tango, lover of rainbow sherbert ice cream.

Patrick J. Militich.

What's up, champion?

Chocolate, chocolate chip.

Chocolate chip? Okay, my bad.

Hey, let's get that shit straight from the stack.

Right. Let's see if we have uh been in a a an amazonian month and a half

rainstorm here in iowa yes there's a lot of crazy stuff going on with the weather and i got to be

honest with you the timing with our guest for this show couldn't be better.

Yeah, and absolutely.

And as we kind of talked off air, dude, it really came together very inadvertently.

Last week, we had an incredible swapcast with Ricky Varandis from the Ripple Effect,

James Corbett from the corporate report, Pat and myself talking a little bit about climate change. And, you know, I had been wanting to obviously reach out to our guest today

for a potential future venture as well as getting him back on the show because he was on the show

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