Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, your host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed podcasts on the interweb.

I present to you, Pet Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for?

What is up, ladies and gentlemen, greetings and salutations for another episode for the archives of the conspiracy farm.

Jeffrey Wilson, Rolling Shotgun, as always with UFC Hall of Famer, Eater of World, Master of the Tango, lover of ice cream.

Pat Milletich.

What's up, champ?

I can only do left-handed cartwheels, though.

Can't go to the right.

I can only go to the left.

I don't know why that is.

Be the master of everything, brother. But today, man, I'm really stoked because this guy's literally been our most viewed episode. He's just, I can listen to him for hours. Everybody's

probably heard him and Graham Hancock for hours on the Joe Rogan experience. He's an architect,

geological theorist, anthropological theorist, master builder, architectural designer, teacher, geometrition, geomithologist,

Hello?

Geological explorer, and a renegade scholar.

I love that.

Mr. Randall Carlson joining us once again.

What's up, Randall?

Randall, Jeff's talking to you.

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