Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, you're host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed podcasts on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for war?

Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for? You know what that sound means, ladies and gentlemen, back in action with you for another installment for the archives, Jeffrey Wilson, coming to you from the farm with my partner in crime.

He was forged in a cauldron of fire.

He is made of steel and brawn.

He slays dragons and consumes planets.

Former UFC heavyweight, or former champion, Hall of Famer, Pat Millichitz.

What's up, champ?

Actually, all that stuff you said is not true.

It's mostly just scar tissue now.

Well, I left out the master of tango, so.

How are you doing this week, chap?

I'm doing good, because I have an American flag as my background, and you have O.J. Simpson.

He didn't do it, dude. He didn't do it. O.J. was framed, yo.

Man, this is going to be a good one. am um in the vein of of kind of where we've

really been gravitating towards here on this show you know we've been one to have a 5g expert on

and so we threw that out a couple weeks ago and one of our you know one of our original

t-shirt purchasers farmers one of our farmers original farmer farmer, Stephen Watt out of Canada. Shout out to our

boy, Stefan, that, um, an RIP, man, uh, Dylan McKay, dude, Luke Perry, just a heavy, heavy blow

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