Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, your host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed podcast on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for war?

What is up, freaks, farmers, friends, family?

How are we doing this fine Monday evening?

Jeffrey Wilson with you for another episode of the Farm, riding shotgun with my home boy.

UFC Hall of Famer, Patrick J. Millich, what's up, champ?

Well, I hope it's not just friends and family watching, at least.

I'm doing well.

I've... What?

I survived the apocalyptic level of cold.

Yeah, we all did.

Pouring down from the nether northern region.

The Arctic, whatever there was, Arctic blast.

I had a waterline blow up in my face when I was trying to thaw it with a torch.

And, no, I'm kidding.

It went off like a bomb.

And then had Fitz getting out to do my show in Phoenix.

I got to the, got to the arena, I think just, I don't know, half hour before the show started.

And I was supposed to be there on Wednesday.

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