Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, your host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed podcasts on the interweb,

I present to you, Pat Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for war?

Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for? End of the here we go.

Once upon a time not long ago.

Here we are, ladies and gentlemen, back again.

UFC Hall of Famer Pat Millich.

It's Jeffrey Wilson, locked and loaded with another

episode of The Conspiracy Farm. And today, we're taking it a little bit of comedic, but we're still

keeping our tinfoil hat on, ladies and gentlemen, as he is a stand-up comedian. And he hosts,

I think I even co-host, his own podcast called the Tenfoil Hat podcast, among other things. And we're going to get all the way into it.

Mr. Sam Tripoli is joining us today.

What is up, playa?

Gentlemen, how are you?

Thanks for having me on.

I'm really excited.

What a wonderful time to be a conspiracy theorist, huh?

Absolutely.

These things are everywhere, right?

I go to the comedy store and people, I think to some of my comedian friends that conspiracy theorists is the male version of a cat lady, but we tend to be more right than we are wrong.

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