Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, your host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed podcast on the interweb.

I present to you, Pat Militj and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for war?

Jeffrey, you started yet?

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are locked and loaded with another, another installment of the conspiracy farm.

I'm as always your ever-faithful co-host, Mr. Jeffrey Wilson,

Riding Shotgun, with my homeboy, Mr. Pat Millichitt.

How are you doing, champ?

I am doing great, buddy.

We are on a roll tonight, bud.

We are, man.

We, you know, as everyone knows, we've been away for a hot minute.

I got, I got messages as far away from freaking Africa, Indonesia, Brazil, asking where the hell we are.

Germany, asking where the hell we are, and we are back, man.

We're back guns of blazing.

We just knocked out a great episode with Mr. James Corbiter of the corporate report.

And now our resident healthkeeper, Mr. Goodbody himself, who is going to keep us accountable for all of our, hopefully, sticking to our New Year's resolutions, just our general health.

It just, you know, conversations on keeping our body right, man, because if the temple is wrong, then all kinds of stuff's going to happen.

Mr. Tim James, CEO of chemical free bodies with us

how are you doing tonight sir fantastic brother fantastic thanks for having me absolutely man

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