Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, your host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed podcasts on the interweb,

I present to you, Matt Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to yet another episode of the Conspiracy Farm.

I am your ever-faithful co-host, Jeffrey Wilson, writing shotgun with my guy.

UFC Haller Famer Pat Millichich.

That's a pretty swank shirt you have on there, sir.

You like that?

It's not as good as mine, but, you know, I think it's pretty sweet.

And you too can pick up your conspiracy farm shirt at the PayPal link that is on all of our

videos and such and specified to the seller, the size, the color, where you live, so we know

where to send this bad boy.

25 bucks, that includes the shipping and the handling, and you too can look cool just like me and

Pat and I.

And don't start out, don't start out a podcast saying, you're a guy, because some people might

read into that.

Now, mind you, there's nothing wrong with that.

But I just did a seminar not that long ago, and I said my partner, Don, my partner, Don, because he's my business partner and my law enforcement military training company.

And it was a rape prevention class.

And the women were walking up to the lady that hosted it at her gym,

and they said, is Pat Gay?

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