Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the conspiracy farm.

Where we don't start the conspiracies, we just add the water.

And now, your host of the most state-of-the-art, most informed podcasts on the interweb,

I present to you, Matt Militage and Jeffrey Wilson.

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for?

All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are off to the races another episode, another installment for the archives of the conspiracy farm.

We did not start the conspiracies.

We just add a little bit of water.

I'm rolling shotgun,

as always. With my partner in Crime, UFC Hall of Famer, Pat Militich. What's up, brother?

You know, I'm out here in Providence, Rhode Island, getting ready for another broadcast on Access TV of CES, which is a mixed martial arts organization based in Providence, Rhode Island.

Jimmy Birchfield, Senior and Junior, run that along with Pat Sullivan, their matchmaker and operations guys.

So I'm, you know, excited about the show tonight.

We've got some good fights.

And then excited to be on the little Skype action with you to talk about current affairs.

What's going on?

The world continues to be in chaos, as always.

We had some technical difficulties.

We were away for a little bit.

We gave a couple of attempts to interview our tyranny Elizabeth Lee Beck.

And for the love of all,'s decent things just did not go

our way um you know we'll try to get her back at some point in time as things progress but

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